I'd have to say that Molly's Dad is the winner with this:
We have a special place
for those who are single and picky.
Check it out...you might find a peach.
Molly, I'll get the prize to you on Wednesday evening!
Here's what I would have said:
Better to be picky and single than stuck with some rotten fruit!
(And no, I am not a pessimist! I am a realist! ;->)