Dear KitKat

Dear KitKat,

Some things should just NOT be pumpkin spiced...

Gimme a break.

Dear Candidate for public office

Dear Candidate for public office,
I saw your sign at the intersection yesterday and it totally convinced me to vote for you.

Said no one ever.

Dear Y

Dear Y,

Y do I love you?  Let me count the reasons...

Your pool is warmer than the athletic club I belonged to in the past.  Your pool is 25 yards instead of 20 which means fewer flip turns.  Your pool is cleaner than the athletic club's and the locker rooms are nicer.  Your hours fit my schedule better and most importantly, you are one-fourth the cost.

Yay you!

Dear Drivers in my Town

Dear Drivers,

It's called a TURN SIGNAL INDICATOR.  It's located right there on your steering column.  Yup- that thing that sticks out that you never use.
Right.  You can actually communicate with other drivers by pushing the stick up or down to indicate you are about to turn or change lanes.
I know!  Pretty great invention, right?  If used correctly, it might even bring about World Peace.
Ok, ok...  Freeway Peace.
Gotta start somewhere.

Me.